In case someone thinks cats don’t have a purpose in life, apparently they’ve discovered one by creating some of the rarest gourmet coffee in the world. Apparently the Luwak cat lives in the Sumatran jungle where it picks out only the best coffee cherries to eat. After digestion, these organic beans come out in the cat’s droppings, which someone who was really drunk one day decided to try and turn into coffee. To their surprise, the flavor turned out to be the best tasting coffee in the world.
Now you can buy Cat’s Ass Coffee, which connoisseurs consider as the best-tasting coffee in the world. The next time you clean out your cat’s litter box, just remember that you could be throwing away a fortune and not even know it. Why not try to turn your cat’s droppings into other forms of food that you could convince people to put in their mouths? Who knows? Your next cat dropping could make you rich.
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