If you’re thinking about adopting a cat, you might want to browse through these ten tips to help you adopt a cat and give it a happy, healthy home. If you already have a cat, you might laugh uncontrollably at this advice as you realize the consequences that each tip really gives the cat owner.

Tip 1: Adopt two cats. The rationale is that two cats will keep each other company. The reality is that two cats can team up to make your life twice as miserable.

Tip 2: Find a cat with a personality that matches yours. That just means your cat will know exactly how to drive you crazy at the right time to maximize its chances of getting food out of you in an effort to appease it.

Tip 3: Pick out a vet. That just means your cat likely will receive better health care throughout its life than you ever will. Is anyone paying for your health care? If you do pick out a vet, you should also check yourself into the vet hospital because your vet will likely charge less for a physical exam than a regular doctor will.

As you can see, such tips sound good in theory, but fail miserably in actual practice. Adopt a cat, but keep your eyes wide open that your cat will soon boss you around and tell you what to do. If you’re okay with that, then go ahead and adopt as many cats as possible to give them all a good home.

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