If you happen to live in Quedgeley, England, beware of cat burglars. These aren’t people stealing cats or people moving with the stealthiness of cats. Instead, these are actual feral cats that have been getting into people’s homes to look for food.
Authorities say that feral cats are best left alone, although it’s hard to leave a feral cat alone when it’s busy rummaging through your house, looking for something to eat before it takes off like a man might do. So everyone in Quedgeley needs to watch out for these roving gangs of real cat burglars so you don’t fall victim to their next attack.