Everyone thinks cats are cute, cuddly creatures but if you could get inside the mind of a cat, you can tell what they’re really thinking. In many cases, all that cute behavior could just be a pretense to kill you when you’re least expecting it.
Does your cat knead your stomach? It’s really searching for weaknesses in your internal organs. Does your cat kick out excessive amounts of litter? It’s really practicing burying your body at a later date. Does your cat flee when you enter a room? Your cat is escaping a failed attempt at ambushing you.