If someone clawed, shredded, and knocked everything over in your house, you would call the police, but when a cat does it, then suddenly it’s cute. Of course you have to pretend that it’s cute because your cat is going to do it anyway whether you like it or not.

The problem with cats is that they have minds of their own and don’t mind putting their needs and desires way ahead of yours. That’s why the advice for dealing with cat vandalism is basically to accept it, give up trying to change the cat’s behavior, and live in a house with shredded drapes and sofas.

In the war between cats and humans, the cats win every time. Now deal with it.

To read more advice on why you might as well give up trying to stop you cat from vandalizing you home, click here.