Cats love being petted except when they don’t want to be touched. Sometimes when cats are feeling particularly generous, they’ll even massage their favorite humans. Since these moments occur about as often as the election of an honest politician, you might prefer the next best thing and get a massager in the shape of a cat’s paw.

By using this cat’s paw massager, you can pretend your cat really loves you and wants to knead the sore muscles in your back to make you feel better. Most likely while you’re doing that, your real cat will be asleep in your bed with its butt on your pillow, watching as you try to imagine getting a massage from a real cat.

To buy the cat paw massager, click here.

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