Dont’ mess with a man’s bacon. That’s the lesson a woman and her cat learned in Yorkshire, England when a man’s girlfriend let her cat eat his bacon. The man was so upset that he called the police.

Confused, the police asked the man what he wanted the police to do and he replied that he wanted to press charges against his girlfriend and her cat. When told that having a cat each his bacon didn’t qualify as an emergency and that the police can’t arrest a cat, the man was left to deal with the emergency situation on his own against his girlfriend and her cat.

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