If you have a cat, your first and only priority in life should be making sure the cat is happy at all times. That’s why when a man opened a Christmas present and found a PlayStation inside, he got excited, which likely upset his cat.
Apparently his cat didn’t like the idea that this man would spend time with a PlayStation instead of him, so the cat did what cats do best and asserted its will on the man by lunging for his throat and taking him to the ground like an MMA fighter might do.
Let this be a lesson to everyone. If you have a cat, make sure you devote your life and attention to your cat. Otherwise you might be sorry.