Every cat owner knows that cats can do strange things such as chasing their own tails in circles to sprawling across furniture as if they were completely boneless animals. However, most people don’t realize that cat owners can be just as strange as their cats.

Cat owners often try to reason with their cats as if cats understand human language and as if cats actually cared to listen to you even if they did understand human language (they do and they just don’t care).

Cat owners also think that when their cat bites them, it’s a sign of affection, despite any amount of blood spilled or tendons ripped out of their bodies. Apparently cat owners can be seriously delusional, which makes them perfect candidates for taking care of a cat.

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