Oregon police responded to a report that a cat was in a tree, holding a stick that looked like an assault rifle. Fortunately when police arrived, they realized that both the cat and the “gun” were harmless.
Although Oregon police let the cat off with a verbal warning, keep a lookout for more dangerous cats in your neighborhood. Hopefully this won’t set a trend of more cats arming themselves and threatening innocent people. If so, we may have to ban sticks that look like guns.