At one time, health researchers warned pregnant women to stay away from cleaning litter boxes because of a parasite found in cat feces. This forced men to clean litter boxes, which is probably a secret agreement between women and felines.
Now health researchers are warning that a new parasite in cat feces could be targeting men. This new parasite could give men prostate cancer.
So now the choice is that both men and women need to avoid cleaning litter boxes to avoid cat parasites. That means nobody is safe from cat litter boxes, which would make them perfect biological weapons to drop in enemy territory.