In China, a boy was trying to study when his cat walked across his homework, pawed his face, and sat on his books. All of these tactics will likely be familiar to anyone who tries to use a computer when the cat wants attention.
As any cat owner knows, the cat’s needs come first and foremost over your own. When you satisfy the cat’s needs, then you can go back and satisfy your own needs. Of course, every cat never runs out of needs so you’ll never have time for your own needs. That means you must obey the cat 100% of the time for the rest of your life and devote your life to serving the cat.