This Christmas, don’t give your cat just an y type of toy. Give your cat a unique cardboard home that looks like a World War Two tank or airplane. Now your cat can fantasize about slaughtering everyone it doesn’t like in the safety of a cardboard home.
Of course for those with less destructive tendencies, the company also makes cardboard cars and turntables so your cat can fantasize about being a DJ or race car driver. Then again, your cat likely fantasizes about ruling your world so no amount of cardboard houses will ever change its mind anyway.