Most people talk to their cats and pretend their cats talk back. While this might sound like insane behavior to some people, to cat owners, this makes perfect sense.

So if you’d like to imagine an alternate world where cats can actually speak, you might enjoy this essay by Tim Dowling of The Guardian. In this article, Tim imagines his talk talking to him and acting pretty much like what we’d expect a cat to do and say, which means treating humans with contempt.

To read an article imagining a talking cat, click here.