We already know that cats boss their human servants around all day long because people tend not to be the most efficient cat servants around. Rather than talk, cats communicate with humans by purring. That means you need interpret your cat’s purrs to figure out what it wants.
One reason cats may purr is because they’re happy. Another reason might be because they’re stressed out. Yet another reason might be because your cat wants something from you. Now all you have to do is figure out exactly which option your cat wants at any given time and you will be able to keep your cat happy until you do something wrong.