If you have sold extra gold laying around, there’s a site that will let you trade in your gold and get some cats in return. All cats are guaranteed to be US born. If any cat should be damaged in shipping, the company guarantees they’ll give you a new cat replacement absolutely free. All you have to do is part with some valuable gold in return for getting a cat sent by mail directly to your home.
The site also offers a handy conversion calculator to let you know how much your cat is worth in its weight in gold. Your cat could be a potential gold mine if you could convert its weight to gold with the proper gullible victim.