In most homes, the cat takes over and the humans and everyone else in the home takes secondary importance. If you aren’t sure if your cat has taken over your life yet (the answer is probably yes), you can check if any of the following has ever happened to you:
- You don’t have an alarm clock. You wake up when the cat is hungry and not a second later.
- You don’t eat before the cat eats. You don’t even pee before the cat eats.
- You only dare to sit on the 3 inches of couch not being taken up by your sprawled out cat. Moving the cat is not an option, at least not an option that a sane person who values their life would choose.