You have to be a cat person to get some of these cat jokes, but they can brighten your day just as long as you don’t share them with people who don’t understand cats. Then again, if someone doesn’t like cats, chances are good you don’t want to be near that person anyway.
- Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
- What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.
- Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.