You may have heard the horrible story about a Brooklyn man who enticed a stray cat to come near him, only to kick the cat away like a football. Fortunately this man’s activities were caught on video and he’s now facing sentencing for his actions. Yet his lawyer recently argued that nobody could prove that the cat was hurt by the kicking, so if you happen to live in the New York area, be sure to find this lawyer and kick him in the stomach to let him know that kicking does cause pain.

Perhaps if enough people kick this lawyer a couple times a day, he’ll either learn his lesson and realize that kicking a cat is not acceptable, or he’ll just allow people to randomly kick him in the stomach to prove that it doesn’t hurt after all.

To read more about this lawyers feeble defense of his cat-=kicking client, click here.