With so many people running for President (and few of them seem to have the mental or intellectual capability to run anything more challenging than an egg beater), it’s time for a change. That’s why a 5-year old neutered cat named Limberbutt McCubbins has decided to run for President.
His campaign literature describes him as a “Demo-cat” with a slogan that simply states: “Together, we cat.”
“We are not taking donations at this time,” says 17-year-old Isaac Weiss, one of the cat’s two campaign managers. “If we later decided to take them, they will most likely be forwarded to the Humane Society or another organization for animals.”
Weiss says that unlike other Presidential hopefuls, McCubbins wouldn’t have invaded Iraq, since the “climate is not favorable for a house cat.”