Even if you love your cat, you already know that your cat takes great liberty with your possessions, your feelings, and your sanity. That’s because when it boils down to it, cats are conniving creatures who only care for themselves, which makes them perfect for excelling in politics.
Even if you don’t own a cat, you may still suffer under their intrusions. Many free range cats have no problems soiling the garden beds of their neighbors or driving dogs crazy by their mere presence. Cats not only trespass on the rights of others, but seem to relish doing it at the same time.
If you think your cat is an angel, you probably are delusional because every cat owner knows that their cats won’t hesitate to find a way to aggravate you and then roll over to look cute so they can get away with tormenting you for another month.