Everyone is fooled by the appearance of a cat as a fluffy, adorable little creature. What they fail to see beyond the cute, furry face is the mind of a psychotic killer lurking behind. Beyond their own obnoxious behavior, cats are also carriers of diseases that can infect you.
If you own a cat, watch out for rabies, ringworm, salmonella, toxoplasma, and zoonosis. Essentially a cat is a walking furry killer that can physically harm you or use biological weapons of mass destruction to attack you when you least suspect it. If you think your cat may be plotting to kill you, you may be right.