A recent study by the University of Salford in Manchester, England concluded that dogs are smarter than cats. This conclusion caused an anonymous cat to write a rebuttal proving that cats are actually smarter than dogs.
First of all, can a dog write a rebuttal (or even spell properly)? Probably not, so that points out the superiority of cats right there. Cats have been worshipped by various cultures throughout history, which goes to show how great cats are compared to dogs.
Dogs only think they’re smarter because they’re obedient. Cats know they’re smarter because they’re not obedient. If you can’t understand simple logic like this, then you’ve just proved the point that cats are not only smarter than dogs, but also smarter than most people as well.