When people have criminal records, they have a rap (Record of Arrests and Prosecutions) sheet that lists their previously known activities. So when one person adopted a cat recently, they were surprised to find that the cat came with its own rap sheet.
Some of the cat’s known behavior traits include “Goopy eyes,” “Will trip you/walk between your legs,” “Not a big fan of hard treats,” “Stinky boy,” and “Not vocal–Goes to meow but just kind of exhales in a pathetic way.” Cats being cats, having a rap sheet won’ keep people from loving them anyways, even when the cat walks between your legs and trips you at the top of the stairs.