A woman named Kim Johnson has a cat named Mason. When Mason started bringing Kim gifts, that’s when Kim realized that her cat had given her more gifts than any of her ex-boyfriends. That’s when Kim decided to share her epiphany so everyone could see that cats were better than ex-boyfriends.
Of course the problem with cats is that they’re bossier than boyfriends, but if you can put up with that, then having regular gifts from your cat can make it all seem worthwhile. Just remember that when you have cats, you really don’t need people.
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