If you have trouble keeping your cat at home, you may want to volunteer your cat for Iran’s space program. Iran reportedly plans to send a Persian cat into orbit, presumably to test their space exploration technology, but most likely so the cat will have bragging rights over all the other animals in Iran and make itself dictator of Iran afterwards, which might actually be an improvement.
If a cat can dominate humans in a single household, just think how well cats could dominate an entire population. Instead of advocating war or the deaths of others who practice different religions, a cat dictator would simply want its subjects to clean its litter box, open a can of cat food, and pet it while it’s sleeping. In that regard, a cat really would make a better world leader than many people on this planet.
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