Everyone loves lists, so now you can visit the Gorbeh Persian Cat site to see humorous cat quotes, jokes, and translations of cat meows such as the following:

“There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.” – Unknown

“Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.” – Anonymous

“Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.” – Jeff Valdez

miaowbu Feed me.
meeow Pet me.
mrooww I love you.
* CAT Rules*
LICK-IT DIET Let them open another can of food. Lick-it dry. Smear it around the dish then turn your nose up at it. An hour later you can sit by the dish and look at it with disdain, meaning; you don’t expect me to eat this dry crap, do you?
RUG BURN Take chunks of food from the plate and drop it on the rug just inside the living room. This is always good to burn them up.
THE SMELL OF HELL Wander gingerly over to the food they just put out. Stretch your neck out and smell it. Then look up at them with that look that says, “what is this crap?”
WHERE’S MY MILK? Sit in front of the fridge with your back to them. Be patient because sometimes they won’t get up until a commercial. Look over your shoulder at them with a pitiful look. They feel so guilty for making you wait, they’ll give you the heavy cream.

For more cat humor, visit the Gorbeh Persian Cat site and see if these lists of jokes and humorous quotes can make your day more enjoyable as you clean up after your cat and work like a servant to keep your cat happy.

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