In Portland, Oregon, a woman found her home had been burglarized so she called the police. When the police arrived, the officer noticed that a window had been smashed in, so she lifted the cat off the floor so he wouldn’t step on the broken glass.
However, the orange tabby had other ideas and instead of allowing himself to be picked up, decided to jump up on the officer’s shoulders instead. While the police found evidence of foul play, they didn’t find the burglar. Obviously it wasn’t a cat burglar unless the cat actually broke the window pane and isn’t talking.