If you’re horrified by the quality of Presidential candidates from both the Republicans and the Democrats, you might want to vote for someone who might actually have your true interests at heart. That would be Limberbutt, a cat that’s running for President.
Limberbutt is proposing “legalization of catnip” and “legalization of gay cat marriage”. In addition, he also wants subsidised veterinarian care for lower-income Americans and increased environmental protection along with expanded space exploration.
Surprisingly, Limberbutt might actually be the most rational and likable candidate. Undoubtedly he’s also more intelligent so if you’d rather have real competency in the White House, vote for Limberbutt!