If you own a cat, you already know cats feel superior to humans, but being a lowly human who’s not fit to lick the fur off the bottom of your cat’s back paws, you might wonder why your cat is so far superior to you.

The reasons are simple. First, cats don’t care about you. Second, cats know that the purpose of life is to rest and let others worry about taking care of them. Third, cats know how easily manipulated people can be.

If you think your cat isn’t secretly plotting to bend you to their will, you aren’t paying attention to your cat. To read more ways on why cats are superior to humans, click here.