Even though cats howl, meow, rub against your leg, and walk across your keyboard, you still probably don’t fully understand what your cat wants from you. Fortunately, a cartoonist has translated Meow into English and drawn pictures that show exactly what your cat wants.

Mainly, your cat wants you to serve it 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Next, your cat wants you to treat it well, even if such treatment comes at your own expense. After all, the cat has priority over you, right?

To read the entire letter from a cat to the human race, click here.